Cursed Vending Machine

Verse

I dropped a dollar, heard a scream,

The lights went red, the snacks turned mean.

Pressed B7 for cheesy fate,

Got cursed gum and a haunted plate.

Chorus

Cursed vending machine,

Stole my soul and my caffeine.

It blinked, it growled, it spat out air,

Now I’m punk and snack-aware.

Verse

I kicked the glass, it laughed in code,

Spat out raisins in overload.

My chips were gone, my soda hissed,

I summoned snacks — got exorcist.

Chorus

Cursed vending machine,

Stole my soul and my caffeine.

It blinked, it growled, it spat out air,

Now I’m punk and snack-aware.

Bridge

It whispered secrets in barcode tones,

Offered deals on haunted scones.

I tried to run, it ate my shoe,

Now I’m stuck in aisle two.

Chorus

Cursed vending machine,

Stole my soul and my caffeine.

It blinked, it growled, it spat out air,

Now I’m punk and snack-aware.