Haunted Laundry Basket

Verse

I tossed my jeans, they screamed in rage,

My hoodie tried to disengage.

The basket growled, the socks took flight,

Now I’m trapped in laundry fright.

Chorus

Haunted laundry basket,

It eats my clothes and moans.

I found a ghost in my gym shorts,

And poltergeist cologne.

Verse

My towel hissed, my shirt went limp,

The dryer’s now a gothic imp.

I tried to fold, it bit my hand,

This laundry’s got a punk demand.

Chorus

Haunted laundry basket,

It eats my clothes and moans.

I found a ghost in my gym shorts,

And poltergeist cologne.

Bridge

I summoned bleach, it screamed in Latin,

My socks formed cults in satin.

I’m not clean, I’m not okay,

My laundry haunts me every day.

Chorus

Haunted laundry basket,

It eats my clothes and moans.

I found a ghost in my gym shorts,

And poltergeist cologne.