Kareemah, Kareemah

Intro

Yo, listen up, (come, come) I got a story to tell

Bout a girl so big, (oh-oh) she's doing well

Kareemah, Kareemah, (na-na) the queen of the scale

Weighing in heavy, (wham-bam) but her brains are frail

Verse

She waddles down the street, (da da da) like a duck in heat

Got a mouth on her, (yeah) but her words are weak

Thinks she's tough, (uh-huh) but she's just a joke

Kareemah, Kareemah, (go, go) always on the croak

She's got a big appetite, (chomp, chomp) eats all day

But when it comes to smart, (shh, shh) she's got nothing to say

Her fat rolls are shaking, (boom, boom) like a drum in the night

But her knowledge is lacking, (oh, oh) it just ain't right

Chorus

Kareemah, Kareemah, big and bold

But when it comes to brains, (oh no) she's growing old

She's got the weight, (wham) but not the skill

Kareemah, Kareemah, (na-na) standing still

Verse

She tries to talk smack, (zip, zip) but it's all in vain

Got a big mouth, (bla, bla) but her words are all in pain

She's slow on her feet, (drag, drag) like a slug in the rain

Kareemah, Kareemah, (hey, hey) always feeling the strain

Her big fat body, (splat, splat) is a sorry sight

But when it comes to wits, (oh, oh) she's always in a fight

She's got the fat, (fat, fat) but not the flair

Kareemah, Kareemah, (go, go) with her big fat hair