Maya, Maya

Intro

Uh-huh, yeah, let's get it, (go, go)

Maya, Maya, think you're the queen

But I got a story to tell, and it's gonna be mean

Verse

You were on the coach, with Omar, getting down

But when it hurt, you had to back out, (oww, oww)

Pulled out, and then you were in a mess

Had to get Makayla to take you to CVS, what a stress

Got a Plan B, 'cause you didn't want the test

But little did you know, your rep's a mess

Chorus

Maya, Maya, you think you're cool

But you're just a joke, (ha ha ha), fool

You remove me from your TikTok, like I care

But your secrets are out, and they're everywhere

Verse

You had a doll made of you, and people played

Abused it, and you were ashamed, (ashamed, ashamed)

You stopped eating, 'cause you knew you were chunky

But then you hit Wendy's, and your diet's all funky

You come to Utah, and you say you're not hungry

But our chocolate bars, they all disappeared, (poof, poof)

You ate them all, like a little sneaky thief

And then you had six bagels, like a chuck munch in relief

Verse

You're saving up for winter, like a little bear

But your eating habits, they just aren't fair

You think you're sneaky, but we all know your game

You're just a little Maya, with a big appetite to claim

You're not as cool, as you think you are

You're just a little girl, with a big mouth, and a bad scar

You try to play it cool, but you're just a fake

And now your secrets, they're all at stake, (stake, stake)