Stinky Crown

Verse

There once was a boy named Rasmus, big and bold,

Riding his moped through the streets, uncontrolled.

The engine buzzed, the tires spun fast,

But oh, that boy had a smell that would last.

Chorus

Rasmus on his moped, zipping through town,

With a grin on his face and a stinky crown.

Though his smell was mighty and his size was large,

He ruled the roads, the moped his charge.

Verse

Neighbors would cringe and hold their nose tight,

As Rasmus zipped by, a pungent sight.

But he didn’t mind, proud as can be,

Riding his moped, wild and free.

Chorus

Rasmus on his moped, zipping through town,

With a grin on his face and a stinky crown.

Though his smell was mighty and his size was large,

He ruled the roads, the moped his charge.

Bridge

No fancy rides or sportscar speed,

Just Rasmus and his moped, fulfilling his need.

Big and bold, with a smell to share,

Riding round without a care.

Chorus

Rasmus on his moped, zipping through town,

With a grin on his face and a stinky crown.

Though his smell was mighty and his size was large,

He ruled the roads, the moped his charge.

Outro

So here’s to Rasmus, boy on the go,

Fat and fragrant, in his moped’s glow.