Sombrero Gooning to the Corn

Chorus

Sombrero gooning to the corn, corn, corn

Two barbershop hair quarters, flip ’em like a coin, coin, coin

Goon goon, corn corn, he can’t stop the show

Sombrero gooning low, low, low

Verse

Big hat tilted, shadows on the wall

Quarter one shiny, quarter two on call

Barbershop buzz still ringing in his ear

But the corn got him stuck right here, here, here

Chorus

Sombrero gooning to the corn, corn, corn

Two barbershop hair quarters, flip ’em like a coin, coin, coin

Goon goon, corn corn, he can’t stop the show

Sombrero gooning low, low, low

Verse

He says “uh-huh” when the kernels pop

Quarter in the left hand, quarter won’t stop

Hat brim bouncing to a beat only he knows

Two silver circles turning into gold, gold, gold

Chorus

Sombrero gooning to the corn, corn, corn

Two barbershop hair quarters, flip ’em like a coin, coin, coin

Goon goon, corn corn, he can’t stop the show

Sombrero gooning low, low, low

Outro

Corn corn… (goon goon)

Coin coin… (low low)