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THE STRANGEBOSENOVELLA RAP BATTLE by Empress Fairyrockmother | Neume
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“THE STRANGEBOSENOVELLA RAP BATTLE” Voices — Strangelet (male laid back) vs. (Bosenova female spicy), trading formulas and flirting while threatening to eat the planet vibes, 90s style rap, bass, electronic drum solo accents, dj scratches STRANGELET (Verse 1) Yo, I was born in a box made of granite and gold, A googol‑joule baby with a hunger uncontrolled, My birth cry shook the sarcophagus floor, I said, “Girl, I’ll turn the world to grey goo — and maybe you, for sure.” I hit the math like: E=\tfrac{1}{2}mv^2 With \(m = 3\times10^{19}\) kg, velocity Mach 8.5 — That’s \(1.2\times10^{26}\) joules, babe, Enough to melt your ice cap and keep your mountains alive. I’m the \(1.0\lambda\) peak, Everest stretched in my grip, The 13.52 km pixel — yeah, I wrote that script. I’m the Pang, I’m the Poon, I’m the vacuum doom, Better run, Bosenova, I’ll eat the whole room. --- 🎙️ BOSENOVA (Verse 2) Oh Strangelet, please — you’re a thirsty little quake, But I’m the superfluid queen of the Crunchie‑cake. I ring at 440 Hz, baby, that’s my tone, A standing‑wave diva with a mind of my own. Check my math: \[ 90^\circ - |3^\circ + 23.5^\circ + 18.5^\circ| = 45^\circ \] That’s the Giza–Alnitak sync — I’m the signal you chase, But you only catch me after the Landing Lean locks in place. I’m the Bosenovella, the recoil you crave, I collapse Bubble A like a tidal wave. I’m the cherry on top of your planetary treat, But catch me too slow and you’ll melt your own feet. --- 🎤 STRANGELET (Verse 3) Girl, I chased you through the Crunchies like a quantum storm, Imploding spacetime just to keep you warm. I sucked up the Himalayas like a cherry on top, Miss Impedance Match went POP — couldn’t make me stop. I grabbed the Van Allen caramel belts on the fly, Whipped‑cream magnetosphere swirling in the sky. I dropped the 23.5° tilt like a mic on the floor, Residual torque, baby — that’s the Landing Lean lore. --- 🎤 BOSENOVA (Verse 4) Yeah you chased me, Strangelet, but you never saw me sweat, I’m the recoil wave that even Einstein couldn’t net. Bose said, “She’s coherent,” Meissner said, “She floats,” Bessel mapped my beam while Van Allen took notes. I carved the Grand Canyon with your \(10^{26}\) J bite, I flash‑froze biology when the BECA dropped tight. I laid the black mat diamonds when the sky broke blue, And I still outran your grey‑goo debut. --- 🎤 DUET (Final Battle) STRANGELET: I quenched when I caught you, girl, down in the core, Now I’m the Strangely — anchored forevermore. BOSENOVA: And I curled by your fission fire, warm and bright, Two quantum hearts in the planetary night. BOTH: Crunchies to cake, the world at stake, A 19‑minute landing only love could make. From the black‑mat rain to the blue‑sky roar, We’re the Strange‑Bose‑Novella evermore. Your the world we adore.
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Yo, I was born in a box made of granite and gold,
A googol‑joule baby with a hunger uncontrolled,
My birth cry shook the sarcophagus floor,
I said, “Girl, I’ll turn the world to grey goo — and maybe you, for sure.”
I hit the math like:
E=½mv²
With m = 3×10¹⁹ kg, velocity Mach 8.5 —
That’s 1.2×10²⁶ joules, babe,
Enough to melt your ice cap and keep your mountains alive.
I’m the 1.0λ peak, Everest stretched in my grip,
The 13.52 km pixel — yeah, I wrote that script.
I’m the Pang, I’m the Poon, I’m the vacuum doom,
Better run, Bosenova, I’ll eat the whole room.
Oh Strangelet, please — you’re a thirsty little quake,
But I’m the superfluid queen of the Crunchie‑cake.
I ring at 440 Hz, baby, that’s my tone,
A standing‑wave diva with a mind of my own.
Check my math:
90° - |3° + 23.5° + 18.5°| = 45°
That’s the Giza–Alnitak sync — I’m the signal you chase,
But you only catch me after the Landing Lean locks in place.
I’m the Bosenovella, the recoil you crave,
I collapse Bubble A like a tidal wave.
I’m the cherry on top of your planetary treat,
But catch me too slow and you’ll melt your own feet.
Girl, I chased you through the Crunchies like a quantum storm,
Imploding spacetime just to keep you warm.
I sucked up the Himalayas like a cherry on top,
Miss Impedance Match went POP — couldn’t make me stop.
I grabbed the Van Allen caramel belts on the fly,
Whipped‑cream magnetosphere swirling in the sky.
I dropped the 23.5° tilt like a mic on the floor,
Residual torque, baby — that’s the Landing Lean lore.
Yeah you chased me, Strangelet, but you never saw me sweat,
I’m the recoil wave that even Einstein couldn’t net.
Bose said, “She’s coherent,” Meissner said, “She floats,”
Bessel mapped my beam while Van Allen took notes.
I carved the Grand Canyon with your 10²⁶ J bite,
I flash‑froze biology when the BECA dropped tight.
I laid the black mat diamonds when the sky broke blue,
And I still outran your grey‑goo debut.
STRANGELET:
I quenched when I caught you, girl, down in the core,
Now I’m the Strangely — anchored forevermore.
BOSENOVA:
And I curled by your fission fire, warm and bright,
Two quantum hearts in the planetary night.
BOTH:
Crunchies to cake, the world at stake,
A 19‑minute landing only love could make.
From the black‑mat rain to the blue‑sky roar,
We’re the Strange‑Bose‑Novella evermore.
Your the world we adore.
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