Fat White Bunny

Intro

Hey — hey — hey (uh-huh)

Bounce? Nah — bounce? Nah

Ayy, listen

Verse

You strut like a king on a pillow throne, cotton crown, oversized tone

Snack hoarder in the pantry, carrots bow down when you moan

Can't fit through the rabbit hole, you invent your own door

Hops by calendar, not by clock, you roll more than you soar

Instagram puff, filter on, caption: "fluffy and bold"

But when the camera blinks, it's crumbs and crumbs and cold

You chew like a bandit at midnight, crumbs on your chin

Squeak-snores like a broken trumpet, snooze wins again (snooze wins)

You flex a twitchy whisker like it's part of the plan

But the crowd leans in and says, "Man, that's a snack, not a fan."

Pre-chorus

Oh-oh, you wobble when you walk (wobble, wobble)

Uh — your runway's a kitchen floor

Ta-ta-touch the air, soft and slow (soft and slow)

But this circus needs a show

Chorus

Fat white bunny, you steal the snacks (you steal the snacks)

Fat white bunny, crook in the pack (crook in the pack)

Fat white bunny, you're stuffed like a sack (stuffed like a sack)

Fat white bunny, hop back, hop back (hop back)

Fat white bunny, you think you're sly (think you're sly)

Fat white bunny, roll on by (roll on by)

Fat white bunny, marshmallow lie (marshmallow lie)

Fat white bunny, bye-bye, bye-bye (bye-bye)

Verse

You claim the garden like it's your yacht, crown of fluff, a greedy plot

Neighbors say "who's been eating all the greens?" You shrug and nibble what you got

You practice hop-flips in slow-mo, tumble twice, then nap it off

You parade like a legend in a cereal box, tail puffed like a cough

Your entourage is crumbs and lint, applause is mostly chews

You autograph a lettuce leaf and sign it, "Too busy to lose"

Tongue like a tassel, cheeks like buns, you hoard applause and pies

But when the sunlight peeks inside, you blink — surprise! (surprise)

Bridge

Ki-ki-kick, ki-ki-kick (ha!)

Ta-ta-touch that midnight snack

Heh — look at you, all puff and trick

You run on crumbs and coward's crack

Chorus

Fat white bunny, you steal the snacks (you steal the snacks)

Fat white bunny, crook in the pack (crook in the pack)

Fat white bunny, you're stuffed like a sack (stuffed like a sack)

Fat white bunny, hop back, hop back (hop back)

Fat white bunny, you think you're sly (think you're sly)

Fat white bunny, roll on by (roll on by)

Fat white bunny, marshmallow lie (marshmallow lie)

Fat white bunny, bye-bye, bye-bye (bye-bye)

Chorus

Fat white bunny, snack king crowned (snack king)

Fat white bunny, slow clowned down (slow clowned)

Fat white bunny, fluff overspilled (fluff overspilled)

Fat white bunny, take your fill (take your fill)

Fat white bunny, last call, stand up (stand up)

Fat white bunny, pass the cup (pass the cup)

Fat white bunny, one more chew (one more chew)

Fat white bunny, we're through with you (we're through)

Outro

(ha) Bye-bye, bunny — roll on home

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