Momo Called Me Noob

Chorus

Momo called me noob, now watch the queen get cooked

Momo called me noob—girl, you the one who flopped

Momo called me noob—talkin’ big with weak aim

Momo called me noob—now you drownin’ in shame, shame, shame

Verse

Little circle clicker, finger stuck on repeat

Miss every 240, then blame it on the beat

Momo<3, more like Momo minus skill

You the reason maps got a “retry” button built

Boastin’ in the lobby like your rank ain’t a joke

PP so low it need oxygen, choke

You swing the cursor like you fightin’ a ghost

Every 100 you drop, another L you post

Talkin’ “noob” while your accuracy tank

I drop 99s, you still stuck in the bank

Your top play a 3-star with a lucky FC

Mine a 7-star, you can’t even see

Verse

Hide behind the heart, but the heart got no bite

Every time you type, it’s another copium night

Momo<3? Nah, Momo minus the flex

You the type to rage-quit when the map get complex

I’m the one who cook, you the one who get cooked

You the snack, I’m the chef—now look how you shook

Call me noob again, I’ll end your whole run

You the tutorial boss, I’m the final one

So keep spammin’ hearts while your rank stay flat

I’m the one with the crown, you just background chat, chat, chat