Frozen Zoo

Intro

*(slow shell shuffle)*

Hey there, folks, it's Bob the turtle talkin'

Ploddin' along, got a tale that's no joke-in'

Shell's all frosty, flippers freezin' blue

Come on in to the frozen zoo!

Verse

Penguins posin' like statues in the snow

Giraffes got necks like icicle spears, whoa

Elephants trunk-up, tusks all shiny white

Lions roarin' silent in the cold moonlight

Monkeys mid-swing, bananas on freeze

Zebras striped stiff in the Arctic breeze

Hippos yawnin' wide, mouths fulla hail

Snakes coiled tight, scales a frosty trail

Chorus

Frozen zoo, oh frozen zoo (zoo-zoo)

Animals sleepin' in ice so true (true-true)

Crackity-crunch, under the frost they stay

Frozen zoo, hip-hip-hooray! (hooray!)

Frozen zoo, yeah frozen zoo (zoo-zoo)

Bob's hangin' out, what you gonna do? (do-do)

Verse

Parrots with feathers fluffed in a block

Flamingos pink and perfectly cocked

Bears dancin' slow-mo, paws in the air

Kangaroos boxin' with icy stare

Tigers prowlin' paws on perpetual pause

Frogs leapin' locked in eternal applause

Me, old Bob, I slide right on by

Watchin' 'em dream in the deep freeze sky

Chorus

Frozen zoo, oh frozen zoo (zoo-zoo)

Animals sleepin' in ice so true (true-true)

Crackity-crunch, under the frost they stay

Frozen zoo, hip-hip-hooray! (hooray!)

Frozen zoo, yeah frozen zoo (zoo-zoo)

Bob's hangin' out, what you gonna do? (do-do)

Bridge

*(slow turtle hum: duh-duh-duh-duh)*

One day they'll thaw, shake off the chill

Wake up and party, what a thrill

But till then, they're cool as can be

In the frozen zoo, waitin' for me!

Chorus

Frozen zoo, oh frozen zoo (zoo-zoo)

Animals sleepin' in ice so true (true-true)

Crackity-crunch, under the frost they stay

Frozen zoo, hip-hip-hooray! (hooray!)

Frozen zoo, yeah frozen zoo (zoo-zoo-zoo)

Bob's your host, slow and true!

Outro

*(fade with shell taps: tap-tap, crackle-freeze)*

Yeah, frozen zoo... plod on home now... zzz...