DairyBane

Verse

From the depths of the fridge where the curdled dreams lie,

He rose with a vengeance, a gleam in his eye.

No cream shall pass, no cheese shall reign,

He’s the gut-wrenching force, he’s the DAIRYBANE.

Pre-chorus

Milk must fall, the cows must hide,

He’s lactose wrath in a cape and stride.

One sip, one bite, then chaos unfurls—

He’s the bloated doom of dairy worlds!

Chorus

DAIRYBANE! (Hey!)

He’s the churn in your fate, the ache in your gut,

DAIRYBANE! (Hey!)

Say goodbye to your latte, your brie, your strut.

DAIRYBANE! (Hey!)

He’s the hero you fear, the legend you dread,

DAIRYBANE! (Hey!)

With a lactose blast, he’ll mess with your head!

Verse

He walks through the deli, the yoghurts all quake,

Ice cream melts from the tremors he makes.

No dairy survives when he’s on patrol,

He’s the flatulent fury, the lactose troll!

Bridge

He’s not cruel, just misunderstood,

Saving stomachs like a hero should.

But beware the cheese, beware the cream—

He’ll turn your feast into a scream!

Chorus

DAIRYBANE! (DAIRYBANE!)

The gut avenger, the bloating knight,

DAIRYBANE! (DAIRYBANE!)

He’ll strike your snack in the dead of night.

DAIRYBANE! (DAIRYBANE!)

No dairy shall stand, no stomach shall cheer,

DAIRYBANE! (DAIRYBANE!)

He’s the lactose legend we all fear!