Garden Fraud

Intro

Yeah, listen up, come, come to me

I got a story 'bout a gardener, you see

Caylus, the name, but the skills are whack

Garden fraud, that's a fact, (oh-oh)

Verse

You say you're green-thumbed, but it's all a lie

Planting fake flowers, and watching them die

Your garden's a disaster, a mess to the eye

You're just a scammer, (na-na) can't even get it right

You water your plants with dirty deeds

Fertilizing your rep with fraudulent seeds

Your customers are clueless, but I'm on the case

Exposing your garden fraud, leaving you in a daze

Boom, boom, bap, you're going down

Garden gnome, more like garden clown

Chorus

Caylus, Caylus, garden fake

Can't even grow a weed, what a mistake

You're a sham, a phony, a garden whack

Caylus, Caylus, you're going down, (hey, hey, ho, ho)

Verse

Your gardening tips are worthless, a joke to me

You're just a YouTube star, with no skills to see

Your videos are scripted, your plants are fake

You're just a puppet, on a string, for garden snake

You promise the world, but deliver nothing but air

Your garden's a wasteland, with no flowers to spare

You're a master of deception, a king of the lie

But I'm the one who's exposing, your garden fraud, (bye, bye)

You're going down, like a weed in the night

Your reputation's ruined, it's just not right

Verse

You try to hide, behind your fancy degree

But your garden's a reflection, of your inability

You're just a poser, a wannabe, a fake to the core

Your garden's a laughing stock, and I'm the one who's scoring

You're a one-man show, of garden disasters

A circus of incompetence, with no escape from the masters

You're a garden guru, with no garden to show

Just a sham, a phony, with nowhere to go

Zip, zip, zap, you're out of the game

Garden fraud, that's your claim to fame

So step aside, and let the pros take the stage

You're just a garden fake, with a bad, bad reputation, (oh, oh)