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A diss track against my friend Danny who is short but Danny's real name is Jose
Lyrics
Ayy, yo Danny—wait, Jose? (Jose!)
Short king? Nah, you a short joke, let's go
Skrrt, pull up on these bars, yuh
Jose, they call you Danny, what a fake-ass alias
Hidin' that height like it's top-secret classified
Five-foot-nothin', tip-toein' through the party
Reach for the shelf? Bro, need a ladder, that's the folly
Pockets full of excuses, height full of lies
Stand next to me, you disappear below my thighs
Yuh, elevator dings, you hop on first class
But when doors open, folks like "Who let the kid pass?"
Ayy, Jose the ghost, vanishin' in crowds
Short stack pancake, flat as your clout
Claim you ballin', but hoop? Can't even dunk a dream
Net swish empty, just like your self-esteem
Danny? More like mini-me, pocket-sized clown
Wear lifts in your kicks, still can't touch the ground
Friends lift you up for pics, actin' all proud
But we know the truth, you the shortest around, skrrt!
Shorty Jose! (Jose!) Danny who? (Who?)
Tippy-toein' fool, can't see over the shoe (Shoe!)
Shorty Jose! (Jose!) Rise up if you dare
But you stay down low, height deficit nightmare
Shorty Jose! Shorty Jose! (Yuh, yuh!)
Danny the dwarf, pull up a chair (Chair!)
Shorty Jose! (Ayy!) Can't reach the sky
Little man syndrome, why even try? (Try, try!)
Real name Jose, but Danny sounds taller, huh?
Illusion game weak, we see through the bluff
Date night struggle, kiss gotta bend like limbo
Girl look down laughin', "Babe, where'd you go?"
Yuh, jeans got the hem, cuffs rolled triple thick
Hide them ankles short, walk with that hobble kick
Gym rat? Nah, you lift spirits, not weights
'Cause benches too high, can't even do plates
Ayy, group photo back row? Front row king
Photoshop your ass, make you look like a string
Jose in the club, bouncer like "Age check?"
Nah, just height check, send you to the kids' deck
Beanpole dreams, but you stump of a tree
Chop you down further? Already debris
Call you Danny to cope, but Jose owns the shame
Short forever, etch that on your frame, pow!
Shorty Jose! (Jose!) Danny who? (Who?)
Tippy-toein' fool, can't see over the shoe (Shoe!)
Shorty Jose! (Jose!) Rise up if you dare
But you stay down low, height deficit nightmare
Shorty Jose! Shorty Jose! (Yuh, yuh!)
Danny the dwarf, pull up a chair (Chair!)
Shorty Jose! (Ayy!) Can't reach the sky
Little man syndrome, why even try? (Try, try!)
Shorty Jose! Shorty Jose! (Yuh!)
roast, Jose, you know it's all love (Love?)
But facts don't lie, you low as the rug
Next time we hoop, bring the kiddie hoop set
Or stool for the squad, keep it real, no sweat
Ayy, shorty forever, own it with pride
Danny facade? Step aside, worldwide
Jose the short boss, mini empire build
But from down there? Good luck, get filled—yuh!
[outr
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