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A Rap song about Daniel the elf born smart but goofy and if you hit him he becomes serious or when he sees something bad he turns serious
Lyrics
[intro]
Yo, deep in the woods, where the tall trees sway (sway),
Daniel the elf, born clever every day (day).
Smart with a grin, but goofy as hell,
Till trouble knocks—then ring that bell! Ayy!
Trippin' on roots, laughin' at his own fall,
[verse]
Daniel the elf, brain like a wizard's tome,
Solves riddles quick, while he's dancin' alone.
Quotes ancient spells, but trips over a ball.
Goofy king of the glade, jugglin' fireflies,
Smart enough to build traps for the sly foxes' lies.
He'll hack a puzzle from a goblin's code,
Then slip on a banana peel—boom, overload!
Yuh, he's read every scroll in the elder tree's bark,
But chases his tail like a pup in the park.
Invents gadgets wild, like boots that auto-jump,
Goofy flip in the air, land with a thump.
Friends call him Dan the Brain, the funnin' fool,
Droppin' knowledge bombs while breakin' every rule.
Poofin' up potions that make colors explode,
Silliest sage on the magical road. Skrrt!
But poke that elf wrong, watch the switch flip fast,
One smack from a branch—goofy's in the past.
Hit Daniel hard, he turns dead serious (serious!),
[chorus]
Eyes go cold, no more delirious (delirious!).
Sees somethin' bad, like a troll on the prowl,
Goofy elf gone—now he's prowlin' foul!
Daniel serious, yeah, Daniel mean (mean!),
Smart turns sharp like a guillotine (guillotine!).
Hit him once, feel the fury rise,
Elf mode: savage, no compromise!
Hit Daniel hard, he turns dead serious (serious! serious!),
Eyes go cold, no more delirious (delirious! delirious!).
Sees somethin' bad, like a troll on the prowl,
Goofy elf gone—now he's king of the growl! Ayy!
[verse]
Picture this: village picnic, Dan's clownin' 'round,
Jokin' with squirrels, pies all over the ground.
He's spittin' facts 'bout stars while eatin' his shoe,
Everyone crackin' up—pure elf voodoo.
Then boom! Orc sneaks in, smashin' the feast,
One punch to his dome—goofball deceased.
Now Dan's on his feet, fists clenched like iron,
Dodge, weave, counter—orc's gettin' fired on.
Yuh, he calculates angles mid-flip in the fray,
Smart strikes precise, orc flies away.
Or spyin' dark clouds with a curse brewin' low,
Sees evil roots twistin', bad vibes in the glow.
No more giggles, he grabs his staff tight,
Chants banish spells through the dead of the night.
Goofy to grim in a heartbeat's beat,
Elf with the smarts droppin' enemies' feet.
Wordplay warrior, puns turn to threats,
"Time to elf-check your regrets!"—no sweat. Skrrt-skrrt!
Back to base once the danger's dismissed,
Grinnin' again, like it never existed.
[chorus]
Hit Daniel hard, he turns dead serious (serious!),
Eyes go cold, no more delirious (delirious!).
Sees somethin' bad, like a troll on the prowl,
Goofy elf gone—now he's prowlin' foul!
Daniel serious, yeah, Daniel mean (mean!),
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