Hot Mess

Intro

Yeah, listen up, (come, come to me)

Got a message for Jake, used to be my G

But now he's just a shell, (oh-oh) of his former self

Eatin' pizza all day, (da da da) it's a cry for help

Verse

Jake, Jake, (hey, hey) what's good?

You used to be my man, now you're just a hood

Rotten teeth, (eww) they're crooked and grey

You smell like trash, (pew, pew) every single day

You're stuck in bed, (zzz) like a sloth in a cage

Your life's a mess, (wham-bam) it's a cryin' shame

You're eatin' away, (munch, munch) your future and fate

Pizza boxes piled, (high, high) like a monument to your hate

Chorus

Jake, Jake, you're a hot mess

Rotten to the core, (uh-huh) what a stress

You're a shadow of your former self

Jake, Jake, you're nobody else

Verse

You used to be cool, (yeah, yeah) now you're just a joke

Your breath's so bad, (puh-puh) it'll make your eyes smoke

You're lazy and weak, (weak, weak) like a worn-out shoe

Your life's goin' nowhere, (nowhere, nowhere) it's true

You're stuck in a rut, (rut, rut) like a pig in the mud

Your teeth are all crooked, (ick, ick) like a busted flood

You need to get up, (get up, get up) and take a stand

But I doubt you will, (nah, nah) you're just a lost cause, man

Verse

Jake, Jake, (na-na) you're a disaster

Your life's a trainwreck, (choo-choo) it's a master

Of chaos and mess, (mess, mess) you're the king

But I'm the one who's movin' on, (moving on, moving on) I'm the one who's free

You're just a memory, (memory, memory) a bad dream

I'm wakin' up, (wake up, wake up) and you're not on my team

I'm on the rise, (rise, rise) I'm shinin' bright

You're just a footnote, (footnote, footnote) in the book of life, goodnight