Porcelain Throne

Intro

Yeah, sit it down, take a load off your mind,

Porcelain throne, yeah, it always on time.

Day or night, when you in a little trouble,

Toilet stay ready, handle business on the double.

Verse

Walk in the bathroom, light flick on quick,

Toilet in the corner lookin’ sturdy and slick.

Lid go up, seat stay strong,

Silent MVP when the day go wrong.

Paper roll spinnin’, yeah, teamwork strong,

Flush so loud sing a victory song.

No judgement here, no questions asked,

Toilet got your back — yeah, that’s the task.

Chorus

Yeah, sit it down, take a load off your mind,

Porcelain throne, yeah, it always on time.

Day or night, when you in a little trouble,

Toilet stay ready, handle business on the double.

Verse

Late-night snack hit you way too fast,

Bathroom sprint like you winnin’ first class.

Seat so cold, wake you right up,

Life lessons learned when you test your luck.

From tiny apartments to stadium stalls,

Everywhere you go, hear the same flush call.

Kings and queens, yeah, we all the same,

When nature call, toilet in the game.

Bridge

Flush it down, let the stress go,

Spinnin’ water like a mini tornado.

Respect that throne, keep it clean and right,

Bathroom harmony, yeah, that’s the vibe tonight.

Chorus

Yeah, sit it down, take a load off your mind,

Porcelain throne, yeah, it always on time.

Raise a hand for the hero we rarely anoint,

Big love to the toilet — unsung legend, no point.