Glitchin' Like That

Verse

I’m playin’ with the homies, she be yappin’ in the back,

Talkin’ like a villain but she built like a Roblox snack.

NPC behaviour, why she walkin’ like that?

Whole personality glitchin’ like her WiFi just cracked.

Verse

She said she doesn’t like me — girl, be so for real,

You’re the type to rage‑quit when you stub your own heel.

Actin’ like a menace but you fold for a squeal,

I’m the update you can’t handle, you’re the bug in the deal.

Verse

Your brain got no thoughts, just a loading screen loop,

You’re the “uhh???” in the group chat, the weakest in the troop.

Tryna diss me with that energy? Girl, regroup —

I’m the main quest boss, you’re the side quest soup.

Verse

I’m cookin’ with the homies, you’re still stuck in the lag,

Sayin’ you don’t like me comin’ from the back of the gag.

But you watchin’ every move like a nosy lil’ mag —

You’re the brain‑rot mascot, I’m the certified brag.