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Balding So Fast
Mary K
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Make a song about a dad. It should be a diss track about my dad. It should talk about how he is big and balding. Compare him to homer simpson and say something about how he is defending a girl called claire because he is insecure. Say that he eats a lot of food and is balding, say something about how he should have gone bald by choice because its happening rapidly.
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Hey Dad, you’re big and balding, no denying it
Like Homer Simpson with the belly, yeah, you fit
You’re stuck defending Claire, it's clear, just insecurity
Eating all the snacks, man, you’re a food authority
Balding so fast, wish you’d choose it with pride
Instead, it’s like a storm you just can’t hide
Big and bald, you’re a walking cartoon show
Dad, this rapid baldness got you feeling low
You should shave it off, dad, look sharp, be bold
Instead, it’s falling fast, man, the story’s told
Defending Claire like your life depends on that
But deep down you’re scared, and it’s a fact
Balding so fast, wish you’d choose it with pride
Instead, it’s like a storm you just can’t hide
Big and bald, you’re a walking cartoon show
Dad, this rapid baldness got you feeling low
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