Planet Colson

Intro

(Colson, Colson)

Big boy orbitin', yeah

(Planet Colson, yuh)

Verse

Yo, Colson rollin' in, wider than a truck,

Pants split seams, belly do the tuck.

Every snack he grabs, pounds stack up quick,

Scale screamin' mercy, but he don't quit.

Fries and burgers, soda by the case,

Waistline expandin' like it's outer space.

Di-abetes knockin' at his door, sweet tooth war,

Insulin dreams, but he wants more.

No gym glow-up, nah, that's for the fit,

Colson's crew is donuts, chips, and Twix.

Mirror cracks laughin', "Boy, you planetary!"

Gravity pullin' snacks, eternally.

Jupiter vibes, rings of crumbs around,

Orbit too heavy, can't leave the ground.

Sweatpants nation, king of the couch throne,

Colson the comet, forever alone.

Chorus

Planet Colson (Colson!), big and round (round!),

Gaining weight forever (forever!), no slow down (down!).

Diabetes comin' (comin'!), sugar high (high!),

No glow-up glowin' (glowin'!), touch the sky? Nah, bye!

Planet Colson (yuh!), massive mass (mass!),

Eat that cake, stack that fat (fat!), last and last!

(Col-son! Col-son! Planet mode!)

(Col-son! Col-son! Overload!)

Verse

Breakfast burritos, lunch is pizza pie,

Dinner's deep-fried, midnight munch supply.

Friends say "Diet?", he laughs with a chomp,

Belly bouncin' bass, drop the bomb.

Photos from last year? He outgrew the frame,

Now he's eclipse size, blockin' out the game.

No six-pack dreams, just a keg on tap,

Colson the black hole, suckin' snacks in trap.

Doctors shakin' heads, "Kid, cut it out,"

But he's launchin' launches of chips, no doubt.

Planet certified, NASA on the line,

"Colson, you're a world, stay in your grind."

Glow-up? What's that? He too busy feast,

Rolls upon rolls, the ultimate beast.

Chorus

Planet Colson (Colson!), big and round (round!),

Gaining weight forever (forever!), no slow down (down!).

Diabetes comin' (comin'!), sugar high (high!),

No glow-up glowin' (glowin'!), touch the sky? Nah, bye!

Planet Colson (yuh!), massive mass (mass!),

Eat that cake, stack that fat (fat!), last and last!

(Col-son! Col-son! Planet mode!)

(Col-son! Col-son! Overload!)

(Col-son! Col-son! Eat it up!)

(Col-son! Col-son! Never stop!)

Outro

(Colson orbitin', yuh)

Planet life, forever wide...

(Col-son... Col-son...)