Daniel, Daniel

Intro

(Yo, yo) Daniel, Daniel, what's good?

Fishiin' kid, but golf? Nah, dude... (skrrt)

Verse

Daniel out by the lake, rod in his hand,

Reelin' in bass like he runnin' the land,

Worms on the hook, bait game elite,

Talkin' 'bout lures all day, can't be beat.

But grab that golf club, it's comedy gold,

Shank it to the woods, story untold,

Puttin' from ten feet, straight in the sand,

Yellin' "fore!" like he ownin' the land.

Nerd alert, glasses fogged up tight,

Readin' comics under covers at night,

Hockey rink boss with the slapshot dream,

But body check? Nah, he slide like a meme.

Annoyin' as hell, chatter never stops,

Facts on fish, stats on every prop,

Squad say "chill," but he keep on goin',

Daniel the pest, forever annoyin'. (yuh, yuh)

Chorus

Daniel, Daniel, fish king, no doubt,

Golf swing trash, strike out! (strike out!)

Hockey nerd, puck on the ice,

Worst build ever, ain't lookin' right! (ayy, ayy)

Daniel, Daniel, what a vibe,

Annoyin' kid, but we let him slide. (slide, slide)

Fish on the line, golf in the drink,

Daniel forever, what you think? (what you think?)

Verse

Lace up the skates, Zamboni gleam,

Daniel divin' in, chasin' that dream,

Stick on the puck, but he trip on his feet,

Glidin' like Bambi, can't handle the heat.

Nerd with the playbook, diagrams drawn,

Watchin' old tapes till the break of dawn,

But build so whack, they roast him nonstop,

"Twiggy arms, legs like a mop!" (skrrt, skrrt)

Annoyin' at practice, coach pullin' hair,

"Yakkin' 'bout angles, get outta my glare!"

Fish tales at lunch, hookin' the crew,

But golf cart crash? That's Daniel too.

Squad laugh hard, but he shrug it off,

Reel in the win, never soft.

From the pond to the green, he own his mess,

Daniel the kid, no more, no less. (yuh!)

Chorus

Daniel, Daniel, fish king, no doubt,

Golf swing trash, strike out! (strike out!)

Hockey nerd, puck on the ice,

Worst build ever, ain't lookin' right! (ayy, ayy)

Daniel, Daniel, what a vibe,

Annoyin' kid, but we let him slide. (slide, slide)

Fish on the line, golf in the drink,

Daniel forever, what you think? (what you think?)

Chorus

Daniel, Daniel, fish king, no doubt,

Golf swing trash, strike out! (strike out!)

Hockey nerd, puck on the ice,

Worst build ever, ain't lookin' right! (ayy, ayy)

Bridge

(Ey) One day he'll hook that perfect catch,

Golf it straight, no crash, no scratch.

Hockey goal light up the night,

Build it up, shine so bright.

But till then, we roast with love, (love, love)

Daniel, our boy, rise above!

Outro

Daniel, Daniel (Daniel!), fish on the line,

Golf whiff, hockey grind. (grind, grind)

Nerdy, annoyin', worst build, it's true,

But that's our Daniel, comin' through. (yuh!)

(Fade out: Daniel... Daniel...)