One Marble Man

Verse

There’s a bitty-minded boss in the big white hall,

Got one marble, thinks it’s all,

Cognitive-deficient plans that twist and bend,

Start in the middle, skip to the end!

Chorus

Oh, one marble man, you’re a curious sight,

Spinnin’ your wheels from morning ‘til night,

Logic took a holiday, common sense ran,

Still we’re followin’ the one marble man!

Bridge

Scrambled egg brains in a great big chair,

Talkin’ in circles, goin’ nowhere,

Half-baked notions and a noodle-knotted plan,

All hail the one marble man!

Verse

Nothin’ in the soul or the head,

Got folks wonderin’ if he’s dead,

But the MAGA crowd’s still clappin’ on demand,

They’re in love with the one marble man!

Verse

With a hamster on a coffee break runnin’ the show,

And a compass that points where the wind might blow,

We’re all just passengers in his grand sedan,

Driven by the one marble man!