Amit Likes Juliet

Intro

Ayy, Amit, yeah, this one's for you, lil' man

Basketball clown, chasin' skirts you can't land (yuh)

Let's go!

Verse

Yo, Amit on the court, lookin' lost like a fool

Dribble like a toddler, trip over your own shoe

Airball every shot, rim sayin' "not you"

Brick so hard, the backboard crackin' in two (brr)

Tall dudes post up, you fade away to the bleachers

Can't guard nobody, defenders treat you like teachers

"Pass it, Amit!" Nah, you hoggin' the pill

Turnover king, ball bouncin' down the hill

Sweatin' buckets but missin' every layup attempt

Net never touch it, your jumper straight exempt

Rebound? Ha, you jump like a pogo on strike

Five-foot-nothin', reachin' but never gon' spike

Coach pull you quick, "Sit down, boy, that's it"

Stats look sad: zero points, infinite quit

Amit, admit it, you're trash in them kicks

League laughin' at you, permanent bench Hicks (ayy)

Chorus

Amit likes Juliet, but she two inches tall

Tower over your short self, can't ball, can't call (can't call)

Juliet, Juliet, why you with this dwarf?

Amit, Amit, height check, you're gettin' ignored (ignored, 4x)

Short king floppin', heart broke on the floor

Juliet laughin', "Boy, you ain't worth the score" (yuh, yuh)

Amit likes Juliet, dreamin' big but small

Two inches crush you, watch your empire fall (fall, fall, fall, fall)

Verse

Juliet stroll up, you shrink like evaporatin' ice

She six-foot vibes, you five-eight at best, no dice

Crush on her hard, but she see through your game

Ask her out? She say "Nah, shorty, stay in your lane"

You hoop to impress, but flub every play

She watch from the stands, roll eyes all day

"Pass to Amit?" Nah, he'd fumble the chance

Like askin' her out, instant romance avalanche

Two inches taller, but feels like a mile

You tiptoe for kisses, she give you denial

Gym rat fail, love rat worse

Juliet swipin' left, your heart in reverse

Short stack dreams, but reality bites

She date giants, you fight for the lights

Amit, pack it up, bow out with grace

Basketball bust, crush case erased (skrrt)

Chorus

Amit likes Juliet, but she two inches tall

Tower over your short self, can't ball, can't call (can't call)

Juliet, Juliet, why you with this dwarf?

Amit, Amit, height check, you're gettin' ignored (ignored, ignored, ignored, ignored)

Short king floppin', heart broke on the floor

Juliet laughin', "Boy, you ain't worth the score" (yuh, yuh, yuh)

Amit likes Juliet, dreamin' big but small

Two inches crush you, watch your empire fall (fall, fall, fall, fall)

Bridge

(Shorty, shorty) Amit, yeah, we see you strugglin'

Juliet curves, ball curves, nothin' but buckets of nothin' (ayy)

Give it up, lil' homie, stack L's like your height

Forever the punchline, goodnight (brr)

Outro

Amit, Amit, trash can, can't stand (stand)