Horrible Guy

Intro

Yuh, listen up, I got a message for the fake

Christopher Thompson, think he's great, what a mistake

Skrrt, he's a joke, a horrible excuse for a star

Everything he touches turns to trash, near and far

Verse

He's a master of mess, a king of calamity

Every movie he's in, is a catastrophe, a tragedy

He's got the acting skills of a cardboard box

Stiff, wooden, and boring, what a horrible fox

He's got the charm of a snake, slithering through the grass

Leaving destruction in his wake, what a nasty pass

He's a curse to Hollywood, a plague to the screen

Everything he does, is a disaster, oh what a shame, what a scream

He's got the talent of a zero, a big fat none

He's a waste of space, a horrible, terrible son

He's a mess, a disaster, a catastrophe, all his fault

He's the reason why movies tank, and careers assault

Chorus

Christopher Thompson, you're a horrible guy

Everything is your fault, you're the reason why

Movies fail, careers die, and hopes get crushed

You're the king of horrible, the one to blame, you're the worst, oh yeah

Verse

He's a one-man wrecking crew, a destruction machine

Leaving ruins in his wake, like a nasty, dirty dream

He's got the Midas touch, but everything he touches turns to lead

He's a poison, a toxin, a horrible, nasty deed

He's a fake, a phony, a horrible, terrible liar

He's a master of disaster, a king of fire

He's got the personality of a wet sock

Dull, boring, and stupid, what a horrible block

He's a waste of time, a waste of space

A horrible, terrible actor, with a horrible, ugly face

He's a mess, a disaster, a catastrophe, all his fault

He's the reason why movies tank, and careers assault

Verse

He's a horrible, terrible person, with a heart of stone

He's a nasty, dirty, rotten, scoundrel, all alone

He's got the empathy of a rock, the compassion of a snake

He's a horrible, terrible actor, who should never make

Another movie, another scene, another line

He's a waste of time, a waste of space, a horrible, ugly find

He's a mess, a disaster, a catastrophe, all his fault

He's the reason why movies tank, and careers assault

Skrrt, he's a joke, a horrible excuse for a star

Yuh, he's a mess, a disaster, near and far