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🐾 Linda's 8 to 4 (A Parody of "9 to 5") 🐾 (Upbeat Country/Pop — Driving, Repetitive Rhythm) (Intro — Piano riff and synth that mimics the start of "9 to 5," then the full band kicks in with a fast, solid beat) (Verse 1) Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen, My brain is already tired, I’m in a high-speed mission. The car keys are gone and the coffee is black, But there’s a smell by the hallway I can’t take back! I step in a puddle and I gotta shout loud, I know where the culprit is hiding in the crowd! Kevin! He's ruined the rug, now I'm minutes behind, This is the morning routine that’s messin’ with my mind! (Chorus — Fast, sharp, and slightly frustrated rhythm) It's 8 to 4, yeah, it's a frantic way to live! Tryna find my keys and the love I gotta give! Gotta look official in my denim jacket blue, Sayin' “Buenos Dias!” to the whole school crew! But I can't log in! My password is a blur! The only thing that's steady is my love for Dolly, sure! I need a quick fix, gotta make that Sonic run, 'Cause Linda Owen knows a principal's work is never done! (Verse 2) The bell starts to ring, the office is a zoo, Got a pile of papers and a thousand things to do. I sit at the desktop, and the login screen appears, I typed in a password I haven't used in years! It says "Error!" — Oh, that little light is flashing red, I wish I could just go back and stay home in bed! (Spoken, exasperated): Kevin, if you were here, I’d scream your name again! (Bridge — Rhythmic change, slightly bluesy feel, then back to the fast beat) I was so busy thinking 'bout that cherry lime freeze, I locked the car doors and I couldn't find the ease. My sweet granddaughter was buckled in the seat, I yelled for Officer Scott to admit defeat! He looked at me smiling, like he’d seen it before, It’s just Principal Owen, knockin’ on fate's door! (Chorus — Fast, sharp, and slightly frustrated rhythm) It's 8 to 4, yeah, it's a frantic way to live! Tryna find my keys and the love I gotta give! Gotta look official in my denim jacket blue, Sayin' “Buenos Dias!” to the whole school crew! But I can't log in! My password is a blur! The only thing that's steady is my love for Dolly, sure! I need a quick fix, gotta make that Sonic run, 'Cause Linda Owen knows a principal's work is never done! (Outro — Tempo speeds up, repetitive fading lines, like the original song) Kevin! Where are my keys? Kevin! Get off of the floor! Kevin! I need a drink, now! (Music fades quickly with a final, sharp piano chord.)
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Piano riff and synth that mimics the start of "9 to 5," then the full band kicks in with a fast, solid beat
Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen,
My brain is already tired, I’m in a high-speed mission.
The car keys are gone and the coffee is black,
But there’s a smell by the hallway I can’t take back!
I step in a puddle and I gotta shout loud,
I know where the culprit is hiding in the crowd!
Kevin! He's ruined the rug, now I'm minutes behind,
This is the morning routine that’s messin’ with my mind!
It's 8 to 4, yeah, it's a frantic way to live!
Tryna find my keys and the love I gotta give!
Gotta look official in my denim jacket blue,
Sayin' “Buenos Dias!” to the whole school crew!
But I can't log in! My password is a blur!
The only thing that's steady is my love for Dolly, sure!
I need a quick fix, gotta make that Sonic run,
'Cause Linda Owen knows a principal's work is never done!
The bell starts to ring, the office is a zoo,
Got a pile of papers and a thousand things to do.
I sit at the desktop, and the login screen appears,
I typed in a password I haven't used in years!
It says "Error!" — Oh, that little light is flashing red,
I wish I could just go back and stay home in bed!
(Spoken, exasperated): Kevin, if you were here, I’d scream your name again!
I was so busy thinking 'bout that cherry lime freeze,
I locked the car doors and I couldn't find the ease.
My sweet granddaughter was buckled in the seat,
I yelled for Officer Scott to admit defeat!
He looked at me smiling, like he’d seen it before,
It’s just Principal Owen, knockin’ on fate's door!
It's 8 to 4, yeah, it's a frantic way to live!
Tryna find my keys and the love I gotta give!
Gotta look official in my denim jacket blue,
Sayin' “Buenos Dias!” to the whole school crew!
But I can't log in! My password is a blur!
The only thing that's steady is my love for Dolly, sure!
I need a quick fix, gotta make that Sonic run,
'Cause Linda Owen knows a principal's work is never done!
Kevin! Where are my keys?
Kevin! Get off of the floor!
Kevin! I need a drink, now!
Music fades quickly with a final, sharp piano chord.
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